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  • Cruella



    When I was a young girl
    My mother took me into the city
    To see the fashion show
    She said "Girl, when you grow up
    Would you be the saviour of the broken
    The queers and unpaid designers"
    She said "Will you defeat them,
    The critics and all the non-believers
    And bury Emma Thompson
    Because one day, I'll leave you
    A necklace to lead you in the summer
    To kill those goddamn dogs"


  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You don't become a Bride without fucking Jesus.

    Casting Andrew Garfield in a film about the machinations of capitalist Hollywood is a clever move. The actor is, of course, mostly known for having played Spider-Man and getting fired for refusing to be Sony's lackey. But that's not the only bold move David Robert Mitchell makes in his third feature - the boldest of them all is making nonsense the forefront of his story, fabricating a maze made up of dead…

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  • Too Old to Die Young

    Too Old to Die Young

    No wonder Amazon dumped this on Prime without the slightest marketing push. If people thought Only God Forgives and The Neon Demon were too slow and awkward in their character interactions, this might be too much for them to handle. It's Refn going all out on his usual fetishes, discarding conventional plot structure and testing the limits of the television (streaming) format - I'd say it reminded me of Twin Peaks: The Return, but that series was meticulously planned, whereas…

  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When the medical examiner found pieces of a peach stuck inside the victim's body, my brain shouted "IT'S CHALAMET!!! HE'S THE KILLER!!! GET HIM!!!"

    I'm glad I didn't say it out loud. Also, I'm sorry. Terrible joke.

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