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  • Cruella

    Cruella

    ★★★

    When I was a young girl
    My mother took me into the city
    To see the fashion show
    She said "Girl, when you grow up
    Would you be the saviour of the broken
    The queers and unpaid designers"
    She said "Will you defeat them,
    The critics and all the non-believers
    And bury Emma Thompson
    Because one day, I'll leave you
    A necklace to lead you in the summer
    To kill those goddamn dogs"

    WHEN I WAS A YOUNG CRUELLA
    MY…

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You don't become a Bride without fucking Jesus.

    Casting Andrew Garfield in a film about the machinations of capitalist Hollywood is a clever move. The actor is, of course, mostly known for having played Spider-Man and getting fired for refusing to be Sony's lackey. But that's not the only bold move David Robert Mitchell makes in his third feature - the boldest of them all is making nonsense the forefront of his story, fabricating a maze made up of dead…

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  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    Never thought I'd see this film in a theater right after the Nicole Kidman ad, but here we are. Big W.

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    A polarizing response is the best response a piece of art can get. I feel like most people are either gonna love or hate Babylon, but for what it's worth, they'll all have arguments to back it up. In what feels like a perfect (and depraved) antithesis to La La Land's meditations on artistic aspirations, here the characters are absorbed into the big gossipy world of Hollywood fame, struggling to keep up with the industry's never-ending trends and changes. In…

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