Since I can't be bothered to write a full, coherent review on this by the numbers blokbuster tripe, I just offer some random(ish) thoughts:
1) Who am I supposed to be rooting for again? And how bad is it for your film when you as a viewer ask yourself that question (at least) two or three times in two hours?
2) Why is the most likable human character a Pratt?
3) Fallon's cameo was kind of funny because of his…