my main goal is to blow up and then act like i dont know nobody

Favorite films

  • Léon: The Professional
  • Amélie
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Arrival

Recent activity

  • The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley

  • Three Identical Strangers

  • Once

  • The Babadook

Recent reviews

  • The Babadook

    The Babadook

    It says everything about the kind of year that I’m having that the first movie I watched in 2022 was…. The Babadook. Manifesting a big yummy bowl of worms sometime in the next 12 months.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Their year’s Christmas miracle is that I stayed online a normal amount this last week and still managed to avoid a single spoiler about this movie. In order to keep that magic alive my lips are sealed, but god I love Spider-Man.

Popular reviews

  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie

    The Lizzie McGuire Movie


    Classic piece of Italian cinema, I truly love foreign film.

  • Mank


    this is like a fake movie that would play in the background of a real movie