Stop going to the beach John, you don’t like the beach John
I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997
Absolutely love how much it completely falls apart in the third act.
The Batman 2022
Basically the third Tim Burton Batman film, by way of Telltale.
Ah yes, Whitby near London.
There’s too much talk about Dick Van Dyke’s cockney accent and not enough about Martin’s here.
Why does John Harker act like a moron the entire time?
Vampire Lucy just totally drops out of the film with no resolution or explanation.
Dracula that can just hypnotise everyone seems too OP, I can see why they nerfed him in later adaptations.
Did they just forget to make a score for this?
And what the hell was that ending?