Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Whistle and I'll Come to You 2010

  ★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2022

  Stop going to the beach John, you don’t like the beach John

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  I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2022

  Absolutely love how much it completely falls apart in the third act.

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 May 2022

  Basically the third Tim Burton Batman film, by way of Telltale.

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  Dracula 1931

  ★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2022

  Ah yes, Whitby near London.

  There’s too much talk about Dick Van Dyke’s cockney accent and not enough about Martin’s here. 

  Why does John Harker act like a moron the entire time?

  
  Vampire Lucy just totally drops out of the film with no resolution or explanation. 

  Dracula that can just hypnotise everyone seems too OP, I can see why they nerfed him in later adaptations.

  Did they just forget to make a score for this?

  And what the hell was that ending?