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Cocaine Bear 2023
I’m not sober enough to give this a real rating but what I will say is that it’s an iconic new addition to “she did that” cinema (she being the titular Cocaine Bear, of course)
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80 for Brady 2023
The thing you need to know about 80 for Brady is that it defies any star rating
(Also Lily Tomlin should win an Oscar for this)
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Knives Out 2019
Ending is perfect
If you don’t like Daniel Craig’s accent in these, you don’t like fun
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Glass Onion 2022
"It's so dumb"
"It's so dumb it's brilliant"
"NO! It's just dumb!"Knives Out 3 should be a crossover with Paddington and explore Benoit Blanc and Paddington trying to solve a case together. That would be the best movie ever made
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Babylon 2022
Babylon is the most that any movie has ever movie’d. Damien Chazelle’s vibrant vision of 1920s Hollywood completely captures the cacophonous chaos of the era, Margot Robbie turns in a towering powerhouse performance that may be her best yet, and in the dynamite and dashing Diego Calva, a star is born.
Yes, it’s A Lot™️ - three hours of opulent sensory overload - but there’s a method to Chazelle’s madness that’s mystifying to witness. It’s all fun… until it’s not.…
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A Man Called Otto 2022
A Man Called Otto is an old-fashioned crowdpleaser to its core, but it still mostly worked for me? Sure, the storytelling is a bit simplified, but it balances its humor and heartbreak beautifully, Tom Hanks is a hoot, Mariana Treviño steals EVERY scene (Best Supporting Actress nomination when), and there’s even some shockingly solid trans representation with a supporting character (which feels like a first for a major studio movie?).
Some will still say it’s corny and cliché, but it’s so earnestly charming nonetheless and really won me over by the end. With a heart this huge, it’s hard to go wrong.
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Rush Hour 2 2001
Chris Tucker is supposed to be a creep ‘cause we are laughing at his ignorance. Same thing with his racist gags (though we were almost definitely laughing with him in 2001.) It’s gross and bad when Jackie does it! Huge ick. Can’t wait to tell my mom I watched this. It’s a real mom classic. I don’t think I ever realized that was Don Cheadle! Anyways, it’s still Fuck Brett Ratner.
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