Bullet Train

Bullet Train ★½

Pretty much everything that’s wrong with the modern action blockbuster can be found here. So overly complicated and frustrating, with a zillion cutaways that stop the story in its tracks with cheeky “10 minutes ago.” “21 years ago.” “Life cycle of a water bottle.” 

Definitely dodge this bullet…

*cut to title card: “4 Lines Later”*



…train.

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