Co Host of the Horror Squad Podcast

Co Host of the Let's XP Gaming Podcast

Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Jaws
  • Starship Troopers
  • The Return of the Living Dead

Recent activity

  • Freddy vs. Jason


  • Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls


  • Vengeance


  • Superhero Movie


Recent reviews

  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason


    Definitely alot of stupid shit in here. Water scaring Jason, pinballing Jason around with horrible cgi, horrible freddy Centipede, wooden, and outright terrible at times acting.

    But there's lots of blood, freddy and Jason look really cool, there's some awesome kills and moments of gore and its fun.

  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler


    Love it! Let's kill Ricky prickles!

Popular reviews

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Halloween-ish. Michael Myers-ish. Haddonfield-ish.

    This whole thing felt like a different universe. Sucks this trilogy ended up here. 2018s was a solid reboot, kills sucked ass but at least has great kills and flashbacks, then this. So boring, forced relationships, terrible cliché characters, uneventful kills, just bad. They couldn't even commit to the "evil takes over someone" angle they were shooting for. It ended up just being a massive waste of time.

    Very touching to see the whole town turn out for a good old fashioned body crushing.

  • Christmas Bloody Christmas

    Christmas Bloody Christmas


    Had a very hard time getting through the first 30 or so minutes but once shit actually started happening it improved. Absolutely could not stand the leads, supports, or any characters that had more than 1 line. Fuck this, music this, witty/edgy this...damn...STFU already. Cringe ass, try-hard dialogue throughout this entire damn thing.

    The robo santa is pretty cool, lighting is legit, and it has some solid kills...but overall this one wasn't for me.

    She really said that freddys dead and alien covenant are the best from those series.....once again....STFU.