Jason Bourne

Jason Bourne ★★½

It’s been a hot minute since I saw the original trilogy, but god did this drag. Bar a couple of fun enough car chases (which, having just devoured the F&F franchise, were also not the best™️) it got bogged down in its own history, and not a history I particularly care about. Halfway through my brother came in to tell me that cows were down by the river and low and behold I paused the damn thing to go and see em. Cows. I paused Matt Damon to go say hey to some cows. 
Competent enough in its construction but so overwhelmingly one-note that it was a bit of a bore.