Tim H.

Lover and student of film

And just for the person reading this YOU are great and I love you

Favorite films

  • Crash
  • Casino Royale
  • Little Women
  • Something Wild

Recent activity

  • Mr. Popper's Penguins


  • House of Gucci


  • Sudden Death


  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City


Recent reviews

  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City


    Just kind of lame, nobody is really fleshed out and only McDonough really understands how campy and silly it is.

    Also feels surprisingly cheap, Roberts doesn't have the eye that Anderson does and it becomes really noticable in places. Works best when it's people in cramp corridors fighting zombies.

    Not God awful but lacks any kind of punch

  • Titus



    One of the many failings of public school is they don't teach you how hardcore Shakespeare can be

Popular reviews

  • A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby

    A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby


    Okay so this movie has a reference to the kingdom from The Princess Switch starring Vanessa Hudgens

    But in that movie they watch the original Christmas prince movie

    And A Knight Before Christmas which ALSO stars Vanessa Hudgens references the kingdom in a Christmas prince

    So we have a universe where the movies themselves exist within the universe and Vanessa Hudgens is two different people ONE of which has a identical twin who's a princess meaning it has a grand total of 3 Vanessa Hudgens

    I can't tell if this is a stroke of genius or insanity but either way I'm losing my fucking mind

  • The Knight Before Christmas

    The Knight Before Christmas


    If y'all see my baby daddy in a history text book, DO NOT INBOX ME... I already know 🙄 😒