Not enough 80s horror movies recognize one of America's other big genre obsessions of the era: White Guys Doing Karate™.

This one was better than expected though, especially once the "absorbing your friends' personalities" stuff began.

I know everyone likes the puns and theme kills, but I think I like Freddy best when he's saying stuff like "you are all my children" and "I am eternal." That creepy cosmic stuff is cooler to me.