Half-baked movie reviews by that weird man-boy from Whitest Kids U' Know!
I watched this since I just got it on Criterion Blu-Ray, and I like to watch everything that I buy, but it has stuck with me since last time anyways.
I don’t know any detectives (okay I know some chubby old guys here in South Dakota who climbed that high in the local police force until retiring, but I don’t know any “Detectives”), but I feel like the ones here are very realistic. They are driven to uncover the truth,…
Of course this will be a biased review. I’m practically brothers with the guy who wrote and directed it. That being said…
I read the script for this movie about a year and a half ago. I read it in one sitting, halfway-undressed for bed, and I loved it. I found it weird and gross and a very well-told story.
I was absolutely thrilled tonight to see that the script made it to the screen with barely a word changed.…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I wanted to watch a movie while working a long weekend shift, but was too tired to intake new information. Also I wanted to watch this when I could pause it and check out details I may have missed in the theater, like Zach giving himself a THIRD cameo (when Tess is looking at her Instagram in the cafe, she's looking at Zach's profile hahaha)!
I really like Justin Long's anti-arc, meaning he seems like he will learn something, and…