Timmy Williams

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Half-baked movie reviews by that weird man-boy from Whitest Kids U' Know!

Favorite films

  • Don't Open Till Christmas
  • He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special
  • Christmas Evil
  • Saint

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  • Terror Train

    ★★★

  • Memories of Murder

    ★★★★★

  • Jigsaw

    ★★½

  • Saw 3D

    ★★

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  • Terror Train

    Terror Train

    ★★★

    Slow, but an interesting location. David Copperfield looks like an alien.

    I enjoyed the twist at the end, even if it is a bit “eye-rolly.”

  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★★

    I watched this since I just got it on Criterion Blu-Ray, and I like to watch everything that I buy, but it has stuck with me since last time anyways.

    I don’t know any detectives (okay I know some chubby old guys here in South Dakota who climbed that high in the local police force until retiring, but I don’t know any “Detectives”), but I feel like the ones here are very realistic. They are driven to uncover the truth,…

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★★

    Of course this will be a biased review. I’m  practically brothers with the guy who wrote and directed it. That being said…

    I read the script for this movie about a year and a half ago.  I read it in one sitting, halfway-undressed for bed, and I loved it. I found it weird and gross and a very well-told story.

    I was absolutely thrilled tonight to see that the script made it to the screen with barely a word changed.…

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I wanted to watch a movie while working a long weekend shift, but was too tired to intake new information. Also I wanted to watch this when I could pause it and check out details I may have missed in the theater, like Zach giving himself a THIRD cameo (when Tess is looking at her Instagram in the cafe, she's looking at Zach's profile hahaha)!

    I really like Justin Long's anti-arc, meaning he seems like he will learn something, and…

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