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Terror Train 1980
Slow, but an interesting location. David Copperfield looks like an alien.
I enjoyed the twist at the end, even if it is a bit “eye-rolly.”
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Memories of Murder 2003
I watched this since I just got it on Criterion Blu-Ray, and I like to watch everything that I buy, but it has stuck with me since last time anyways.
I don’t know any detectives (okay I know some chubby old guys here in South Dakota who climbed that high in the local police force until retiring, but I don’t know any “Detectives”), but I feel like the ones here are very realistic. They are driven to uncover the truth,…
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Barbarian 2022
Of course this will be a biased review. I’m practically brothers with the guy who wrote and directed it. That being said…
I read the script for this movie about a year and a half ago. I read it in one sitting, halfway-undressed for bed, and I loved it. I found it weird and gross and a very well-told story.
I was absolutely thrilled tonight to see that the script made it to the screen with barely a word changed.…
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