This is Timothy, reporting from Berk.
In case you’re wondering how I got here, let me fill you in. I found an almost brand new mp3-player in my house, shiny and silver. I stuffed it in my pocket and went back to unpause the film I was watching. Then the craziest thing happened: I fell through my TV trying to raise the volume when the flight theme came on in How To Train Your Dragon 3.
The obvious must be…