I've seen Zardoz and lived to tell the tale.

Favorite films

  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Sleuth
  • High and Low
  • A New Leaf

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  • Artemis Fowl

  • Teeth


  • Zorba the Greek

  • At Long Last Love


Recent reviews

  • Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl

    Oh god. What did they do to this thing?

    This is a horrific Frankenstein corpse of a movie. Character motivations change from scene to scene. Whole pages of dialogue are filmed over b-roll footage with the actor's mouths conspicuously covered with odd CGI furniture.

    I have not seen such a terrible attempt to completely change a movie's plot and tone in post-production since Suicide Squad and Justice League.

  • Teeth


    Richard E. Grant monologues about teething over gooey animation and skin-crawling sound design.

    What else does a movie need?

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