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I love my popcorn. Movies. Popcorn.

Favorite films

  • Baby Face
  • The Court Jester
  • Real Life
  • Deep Red

Recent activity

  • Fear Is the Key


  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


  • Napoleon


  • The Great Muppet Caper


Pinned reviews

  • Barbarella



    this movie has the exact same plot as APOCALYPSE NOW

  • Now, Voyager

    Now, Voyager


    ::phone rings::

    "Hello? Yes, this is the character portrayed by Paul Henreid in NOW, VOYAGER. What's that? Oh, yes, you're the doctor from the sanitarium where my young daughter is a patient. What's that, doctor? You've fired the nurse looking after my daughter? And…you're going to let the patient next door to my daughter be in charge of my daughter's care? Uh-huh. I see. And then you're going to let my daughter move in with them at the beginning of…

Recent reviews

  • Fear Is the Key

    Fear Is the Key


    This goes and just keeps going, one of the best car chases of its era and considering the bayou action it reminded me a lot of the boat chases in Live And Let Die. It's especially wild that a hardboiled neo-noir like story was written by consummate "Men On A Mission" author Alistair MacLean, with this being nothing really like the wartime-set Guns Of Navarone or Where Eagles Dare, except that it's fairly exciting. It does kind of cool down, but there are so many twists it gives you whiplash, so it's never boring. Hairy Ben Kingsley is more menacing than John Vernon, somehow.

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


    “So what do you do for a living?”

    “Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid.”

    The Not Nice Guys

Popular reviews

  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset


    Turns out I've never had a conversation before.

  • Aliens



    Did the math, and I do believe, on a purely technical level, "Get away from her you bitch!" does in fact pass the Bechdel test.