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  • Elvis

    ★★★½

  • Dark Angel

    ★★★★

  • Paris When It Sizzles

    ★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★½

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  • Barbarella

    Barbarella

    ★★★½

    this movie has the exact same plot as APOCALYPSE NOW

  • Now, Voyager

    Now, Voyager

    ★★★★

    ::phone rings::

    "Hello? Yes, this is the character portrayed by Paul Henreid in NOW, VOYAGER. What's that? Oh, yes, you're the doctor from the sanitarium where my young daughter is a patient. What's that, doctor? You've fired the nurse looking after my daughter? And…you're going to let the patient next door to my daughter be in charge of my daughter's care? Uh-huh. I see. And then you're going to let my daughter move in with them at the beginning of…

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★½

    The best Luhrmann movie i've ever seen which isn't saying a lot 😂 (I guess, but this was entertaining). If you hated this, or made the "beautiful gowns" tweet about this, you'd also be equally correct. Like the Mojo Nixon song in the preshow reel, Elvis literally "is in everything" and everything about him is America and vice versa. Lots of facts about Elvis' life are completely retooled, and also a giant chunk of it which could never be true…

  • Dark Angel

    Dark Angel

    ★★★★

    "What university did you attend?"
    "The university of Suck My Dick!"

    One of the most glorious trash items of the last 40 years, and I think Dolph is still running away from that fireball at the end. In the first 10 minutes, this movie checks off nearly every cop movie trope at an almost record-setting pace:
    dead partner ✅
    angry chief ✅
    new/annoying partner ✅
    estranged wife/gf who's also a cop ✅
    undercover sting operation ✅
    foiling a convenience store robbery ✅

    I just want to see Dark Angel fight the Predator now.

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