alex

give me trash or give me death

SOV, J-horror, found footage, pinku, Steven Seagal

Favorite films

  • Night Train to Terror
  • Ringu
  • Kids Return
  • Blue Collar

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  • Old

    ★★★★½

  • Old

    ★★★★

  • Pig

    ★★

  • Dog Eat Dog

    ★★★½

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★★★½

    "𝘮𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭"

    Gut-wrenching existential unease, a lifespan of emotions collapsed to a sun-drenched afternoon. Life compressed to it's most transformative, often momentary turning points; abrasive tragedies, regretful reflections, soothing final embraces. days, weeks, months of time elapsing over eerily orchestrated long takes and absurd setpieces of bio horror, but inseperable from Shyamalan's uniquely sentimental character dynamics. Dynamics layered by a constantly expressionist and unpredicatable camera and clever subjective perspectives. visually unequal to genre films (esp wide release) in recent memory.

  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★

    Far too rigidily structured and foreshadowed for my taste, taking the least challenging closure for each thread which leaves little room for any emotional punch or desire for rumination. Admittedly pretty unique look at the evolving pretentions of the restaurant industry, carried in every moment by Cage's incredible presence, but the rest is just visually indistinctive indie-drama fair.

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  • Wedding Trough

    Wedding Trough

    ★★★

    pig pussy really make a man go crazy

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★★★

    [Intro]
    G5 Kids! Soulja (Soulja)
    All the pretty girls stand up, all the pretty boys stand up
    (Pretty boys in the building)

    [Chorus]
    This, right here, is my, swag (swag)
    All, the girls, are on me, damn
    Every, body, pay, attention
    This, right here, is my pretty boy swag (Soulja, Soulja, Soulja)
    Pretty boy swag (ayy)
    Pretty boy swag (ayy)
    Pretty boy swag (ayy)
    Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
    Girls scream my name when I pretty…