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The Cloverfield Paradox 2018
Calm down, everyone. It's really not THAT bad. The closing shot is a little forced but it fit with the theme of the whole thing, it wasn't some unforgivable image that ruined an otherwise decent movie.
Honestly...you can see why Paramount gave up on it. There's a ton of promise that gets kind of washed out with subpar writing and mistimed comedy (O'Dowd is a fucking riot but I can only handle so much). Certain reveals just didn't carry the…
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(500) Days of Summer 2009
Performances : 8/10
Story : 9.1/10
Production : 8.4/10
Overall : 8.5/10Chick flicks be damned, I love this movie and I'm not ashamed. There's just too many things going on here that are pretty close to perfect, I can't bring myself to not love it. It's unique way it tells it's story is probably what drew me into (500) Days of Summer in the first place. Starting at the end, jumping back and forth between different points in a…
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