Bullet Train

Bullet Train ★★

Mostly vapid and almost entirely weightless. Pulls it together for a few moments that glimmer and a couple good pieces of action, but ultimately fails the balancing act of the ensemble perspective and is constantly tripping over either setting up or catching us up on convoluted backstory. 

This is the kind movie I would have been stoked to barely stay awake to watch at a slumber party when I was 15.

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