• Star Trek: Nemesis

    Star Trek: Nemesis


    Theres so many elements of this I want to love but Nemesis doesn't know what it is. It goes from a 00's comedy to Sicario to Game of thrones to a horror movie to a disaster movie. Wastes several characters along the way. A disappointment.

  • The Haunted Mansion

    The Haunted Mansion


    This movie rules. A 2.62 letterboxd really? This is so much fun! Sure it's not perfect but Eddie Murphy perfectly embodies the character of Jim Evers and his little mannerisms. The whole family dynamic is wonderful too with the wife and kids. There's impeccable production design and costumes this just fits withe ride it based on. 

    Such an enjoyable rewatch. If we lived in a perfect world we'd get a 4k release of this from Scream Factory.

  • Star Trek: Insurrection

    Star Trek: Insurrection


    season 1 and 2 levels of Next Generation story to get here.

  • Hellraiser



    Hated all the characters in this. The hellraiser people don't show up until 45 minutes into the movie which is far too long. Only redeemable thing is the effects looked amazing.

  • Star Trek: First Contact

    Star Trek: First Contact


    When the earth dude said to Riker "so y'all are on a Star Trek" I laughed so hard. Movie rocked otherwise.

  • Star Trek: Generations

    Star Trek: Generations


    Visually this is the best Next Generation has looked. This is like if the next generation had The mandolorian budget. Fantastic beginning but trails off towards the end.

  • Armageddon



    So many points during I said "oh shit that's that one actor"

  • G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

    G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra


    This is Suicide squad level bad. A score that's as generic as movies like it from the era. Characters are as two dimensional and predictable as you can think. The cgi is as good as PS2 graphics. No one in this movie are memorable in the slightest. You'd think they would be but not at all. This entire movie just feels dim, generic, and flavorless.

  • Gigi



    Get a grip Gaston

  • Lady in the Water

    Lady in the Water


    Awful looking movie, terrible blocking, acting, and story.

  • The School for Good and Evil

    The School for Good and Evil

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Lost me when Candyman showed up.

  • Shake! Otis at Monterey

    Shake! Otis at Monterey


    Wish I was there!!