Thomas has written 588 reviews for films during 2022.

  • All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    ★★★★½

    John Waters cameo

  • Reality Bites

    Reality Bites

    ★★★½

    This makes me depressed and sad on so many levels. So much of it is fleeting and ahead of myself.

  • The Usual Suspects

    The Usual Suspects

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The twist in this was way too hyped up. I expected something bigger. Still a good maybe even great movie but feels kinda bloated with all the characters in it.

  • The Water Diary

    The Water Diary

    ★★★½

    I feel like this short and quaint short really shows the hard ships of losing a resource. Campions directing style is ever present in this short and is indistinguishable. You really feel the characters feels from the narration of the communities difficulties. Good stuff.

  • Empire of Light

    Empire of Light

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I miss the Hilary that I had in my life. Such a bitter sweet story. Really tore me up. Thank you Sam Mendes.

  • Tabu

    Tabu

    ★★★

    My favorite part was seeing all the boobs and back muscles.

  • The Greatest Beer Run Ever

    The Greatest Beer Run Ever

    ★½

    This has to be military propaganda. Overall, this feels like such a guy movie. It just panders to the lowest common denominator.

  • Vanilla Sky

    Vanilla Sky

    ★★★

    I think I'd like this more if I still felt the desire for love. I really enjoyed the first half of this but it goes of the deep end towards the end. A better version of this I feel like is Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Kurt Russell role was awesome too.

  • Intolerable Cruelty

    Intolerable Cruelty

    ★★½

    Cedric the Entertainer shouldn't be able to move like that.

  • Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5

    Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5

    ★★

    I literally dont find this Irving character funny at all, much more annoying. I did like seeing how the bread was being make for this movie though.

  • Jackass 2.5

    Jackass 2.5

    ★★½

    This one was just so all over the place. Genuinely, so grotesque that I didn't enjoy it that much. This looked like inland empire and not in a good way.

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★½

    I'm going to keep it real with you, I fell asleep during good bit of this movie and went to the restroom twice during the runtime. This being one of the nice leather recliners at AMC my fat ass was nice and happy maybe too happy. I'd occasionally tussle and turn as I was too raptured by harmonious sounds of Margot Robbie yelling and elephants triffling. By the end I was confused by what happened in the film and what…