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Cats 2019
Part of me feels bad for giving this only 1*. I mean.. what did I expect? It's like going to some weird fusion restaurant and expecting a ''normal'' meal, like a steak or pasta. Cats has always been weird, why are we shocked now?
...But the other part of me feels sick for giving this one whole star! Everything felt off. My facial expressions during the movie would suggest I was watching some snuff film.. and every scene just made me go "why?"..
A cult classic in the making.
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The Hurricane Heist 2018
I SOOO hope this turns into a cult classic.
I secretly want to give this 5*.
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The Starving Games 2013
I'm just happy that the film had 15 minutes of bloopers & credits in its 79 minute runtime...
But it still felt like 2 hours...
And I fell asleep...
And I hate myself for watching this.
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Blair Witch 2016
A film that looks like a cheap sequel made to make a lot of money quickly after a very popular film, but it's actually a high-budget sequel 17 years later that barely made any money.... Where did it go wrong?
Everywhere. The moment the film starts you know this is gonna be shit. It starts with the final moments of the original film to refresh your mind, but instead of just playing the proper ending, it actually adds some distorted…