thomaruc has written 23 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • The Snowman

    The Snowman

    ★½

    How cute is it that this film set up a sequel in the final scene..?

  • Flatliners

    Flatliners

    ★½

    ''Kill Yourself: the movie.''

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    ★½

    The best one of the three.., and that's not saying anything.

    Watched this with my then-girlfriend, and we had a great time...

    ...making jokes and laughing about this movie...

  • Annabelle

    Annabelle

    ★½

    Before the Conjuring, there was Annabelle.

    Before Annabelle, there were good movies in this franchise...

  • Viceroy's House

    Viceroy's House

    ★½

    The movie sucked because there was no Bollywood dance scene during the credits...



    ....What do you mean it's a British film?.. It's about India, so it's a Bollywood film.. So what if it's produced by a British company..?

    Cultural appropriation? It's about India! it would have been appropriate to have a dance scene about India!! It's the only reason people go see these types of films!

    Jeez.., and people say I'm clueless...

  • Fist Fight

    Fist Fight

    ★½

    70 minutes of boring nothingness to get 20 minutes of cheap jokes and slapstick humor.

  • Madly in Love

    Madly in Love

    ★½

    Haha, vrouwen die vreemdgaan.

    Haha, vrouwen die vreemdgaan met de partner van iemand uit de directe familie.

    Haha, vrouwen die haar perfecte man laat wachten en tientallen mannen afgaat

    Haha, vrouwen die denken dat t grappig is om met iemands gevoelens te spelen

    Haha, godverdomme schijtfilm.

  • Collateral Beauty

    Collateral Beauty

    ★½

    This film puts M. Night Shyamalan to shame when it comes to plot twists.

    My god, THIS FILM SUCKS. Why it is still at a 1.5* rating is beyond me, but if I had to guess it would probably be the acting skills of these experienced actors, and the endless editing and color grading that they did in post.

  • Nine Lives

    Nine Lives

    ★½

    A lot better than I expected based on reviews I've heard, but it looks/sounds like a fucking TV-movie. How did this get a wide release?

    Whatever, Kevin Spacey as a cat is still fun.

  • American Pastoral

    American Pastoral

    ★½

    ''I'm guessing it's a four.
    In ladies', that's as small as they come.
    Stick it in.''

    ''[moans]
    Taste it.
    Taste it and you'll know.
    Do you want to know
    how it tastes?
    [imitates stuttering]
    It t-tastes like y-your d-d-daughter.''

  • Laid in America

    Laid in America

    ★½

    It's more like 0.5* rating, but it gets +1* for the gay-panic jokes...