• The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid


    I won't stand for this SHARK SLANDER! It's propaganda, I tell you.

    You're telling me all the fish are friends, not food (except when Scuttle eats a fish or other fish eat themselves, wait whoa..), except sharks??? Sharks are majestic, can't get cancer, are older than trees and have survived 4 out of 5 mass extinctions!!

    Put some respect on the name.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    Happy Birthday to me!

    And what a movie to watch on your birthday :)

  • Tremors 2: Aftershocks

    Tremors 2: Aftershocks


    Oh God. They're evolving. Can't wait to see what's gonna happen in 3.

  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood


    "The set and costume designers were instructed to make everything one-third historically correct, one-third contemporary, and one-third futuristic, to achieve the movie's unique look."

    Maybe don't do that ever again.

  • White Men Can't Jump

    White Men Can't Jump


    So much better than I thought it would be, like wow. I actually had sort of a good time watching this. Jack Harlow is kinda funny..?

  • BEEF



    Steven Yeun plays such, SUCH a fucking weasel in this show and I LOVE it.

    Episode 9 is probably the closest thing to a show/movie version of GTA we'll get.

    The ending really landed with me. Was gonna give it 3/3.5, but loved the ending. Good shit.

  • About My Father

    About My Father


    Pretty cool of De Niro to be in the reboot of 'Meet the Parents', but this time as the dad of the son. Neat.

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    The parts where the movie is just a big music video showing off parts of the world with cars in it are my favorite parts of this franchise

  • Love According to Dalva

    Love According to Dalva


    Belgian cinema is so good at making coming-of-age movies. Not just a high school teen dramedy about dating or love (which can also be good), but actual kids with real problems who are treated like real people in a 'real' movie. Almost all the choices hit. All the actors hit. The story is excellent. All the big standard emotional scenes hit, but also the small, short shots/scenes have a purpose and lots of business and great blocking, and therefore they hit. But the kids carry the film and especially Zelda Samson.

    What a fucking debut.

  • The Covenant

    The Covenant


    That scene where Jake is doing his Jake thing and screaming a lot... This time drunk and on the phone. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 Peak Gyllenhaal

  • STILL: A Michael J. Fox Movie

    STILL: A Michael J. Fox Movie


    Now we know we love each other, it doesn't happen what happens next...

    What happens next?

  • Beautiful Disaster

    Beautiful Disaster


    I had no idea this was one of those 'After' type movies when I turned it on. Just was a short movie with a funny, intriguing synopsis but then it was super horny and corny with such weird order of events. Switch a few scenes and stuff around and it's already twice as good. No regrets though