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  • His Girl Friday

    ★★★★★

  • Breaking the Waves

    ★★★★★

  • Le Notti Bianche

    ★★★★★

  • Crash

    ★★★★★

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  • His Girl Friday

    His Girl Friday

    ★★★★★

    Starring:
    - Journalists and Politicians as SUBHUMAN SOCIOPATHS
    - Hildy as FIRST GIRLBOSS IN CINEMATIC HISTORY
    - Walter as LITERALLY THE DEVIL
    - Bruce as FIRST HIMBO BF IN CINEMATIC HISTORY

    GUEST APPEARANCES BY: The Red Scare, World War II
    and
    that funny delivery guy who really loves his wife as ONE OF THE TWO DECENT MALE PERSONS IN THE MOVIE

    DIRECTED AND WRITTEN BY: Cocaine (lots of cocaine) and Howard Hughes (obviously)

  • Breaking the Waves

    Breaking the Waves

    ★★★★★

    Who would've thought that fucking Lars Von Trier would've made the most beautifully christian and feminist film of the last 30 years without resorting to a single cliche. Emily Watson is fucking stellar and her character makes me depressed & happy just to think about. That last scene on the boat affected me in ways I can't express in words. Hearing Life On Mars before the epilogue was cathartic. Also that woman from Naked as the voice of wisdom and reason…

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