saffron

constantly thirsting over actors twice my age

Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • Sex, Lies, and Videotape
  • Bridget Jones's Diary
  • Stardust

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  • Bridget Jones's Baby

    ★★★½

  • Higher Ground

    ★★★½

  • Music and Lyrics

    ★★★★½

  • star-crossed: the film

    ★★

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  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    in future, when I want to watch a campy, musical version of cinderella where the main character is called “ella”, minnie driver has a supporting role, and someone sings “somebody to love” by queen, I’m just going to watch ella enchanted because:

    a) that movie is actually good (to me, at least), and 
    b) it does not feature and promote the career of j*mes corden

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    haven’t seen this movie since it first came out and I absolutely BAWLED my eyes out when dobby died, even though I knew it was coming. rip my short king

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  • Emma.

    Emma.

    ★★★½

    you: oh I remember this scene from the book 

    me, an intellectual: oh I remember this scene from clueless (1995)

  • What a Girl Wants

    What a Girl Wants

    the scene where it faded from colin firth in london dramatically pouring coco pops into a bowl to amanda bynes in new york pouring coco pops into a bowl is just cinematic brilliance