Sean

I like to leave thoughts here as the credits roll, none of this is pored over before posting.

Favorite films

  • Jacob's Ladder
  • The Thing
  • Oldboy
  • The Raid 2

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  • Apostle

    ★★★★½

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★

  • Berserk: The Golden Age Arc I - The Egg of the King

    ★★★★

  • The Strangers

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  • Apostle

    Apostle

    ★★★★½

    Both incredibly gorgeous and hard to watch. It's a bit slow to get going, but entirely worth it for the downward spiral visceral madness it descends into.

    Not for the faint of heart, but incredible for those with the steel to bear it.

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★

    It's the first movie, but with a bigger dose of harsh reality.

    If I'm right in assuming this is to be used as a vehicle to deliver a message though, I think it's pretty successful, and I respect it for that.

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  • The Fourth Kind

    The Fourth Kind

    ★½

    I'll admit, this film has a very scary premise, and at times, I was a wee bit rattled. But any potential it had was dashed to little fucking bits by all the horrendous, laughable, 'real' footage.

    The shit is offensively stupid, and really ruins an otherwise serviceable film. I think if they just stuck with a normal structure and stopped moving the damn camera so much, it would be pretty okay. Aliens invading your home and screaming at you in…

  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    ★½

    How do you follow up a disappointing sequel? With one that is aggressively horrible, you silly bastard. Not once does this film justify its existence. It never should have happened. I love Brendan Fraser as a snappy adventure man, but he's given nothing to work with. Rachel Weisz was recast in an offensive downgrade with Maria Bello, who is cringe worthy at best. The writing is abysmal. The characters appear to be in a secret contest to see who can…