Jordan Garren

Jordan Garren


Film reviewer, Blu-ray collector, and podcaster. I revel in film - The cinema will always be my mistress.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • RoboCop
  • Ghostbusters
  • The Monster Squad

Recent activity

  • The Hunt


  • Freaky


  • Black Widow


  • Fear Street: 1666


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

    Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend


    Family friendly adventure that features:
    * Several utterances of the words shit and bitch.

    * The violent murder of a Brontosaurus by African militants.

    * A scene where the main characters chase off an orphaned Brontosaurus to have sex.

    * A sequence where a tribe of natives helps kill the aforementioned militants, which leads to a destructive chase scene, which leads to the main bad guy getting chewed up by the momma Bronto.

    * Speaking of the main bad guy, he murders anyone that crosses him in cold blood.

    Man, I miss 80s PG fare! Hahaha.

  • Trench 11

    Trench 11


    Not necessarily a bad film, but could have used some trimming. The effects for the parasitic worms were delightfully gross, but I really wish there were more blood and beasts in this. Overall worth a one time watch.