Shane Akers

Shane Akers

Cinephile🎥. Vaporwave enthusiast🏝. Coffee addict☕️.

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Thing
  • The Dark Knight

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  • American Graffiti

    ★★★★

  • RoboCop

    ★★★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

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  • American Graffiti

    American Graffiti

    ★★★★

    If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.

    A perfect mosaic of 1960s teen americana. 

    A snapshot of America’s last summer of innocence.

    George Lucas doesn’t always get the flowers that he deserves, but this film proves he can create art when he wants to. Just wish we got more small-scale films from him such as this. Watch the new 4K master if you can, it’s absolutely gorgeous. Mackenzie Phillips is the standout here; Carol easily being the most magnetic character.

  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★★

    Bitches, leave.

    Please watch the unrated director’ cut. I have the 4K Arrow Video release, and just…. *mwah* chef’s kiss.

    Such a perfect blend of satire and schlock. Like most people, I first witnessed the glory of Robocop at a very young age. It’s stuck with me ever since, because this movie is fucking gold.

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  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    ★★★★

    “I made it through Korea, I can make it through this bullshit.”

    So terribly amazing. I love it.

  • Strays

    Strays

    ★★★★

    how the FUCK could you not have so much fun with this??

    The narrator dog is my favourite thing in this whole thing.

    This is probably a biased review, due to being high out of my mind.


    EDIT: It is now the following day and I am no longer super high, but I am leaving my review as is because why not.

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