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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
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  • Despicable Me

    ★★★★

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★★½

  • Blackout

    ★½

  • Flushed Away

    ★★★½

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  • Total Recall

    Total Recall

    ★★★★

    Is this what it will look like when Elon Musk eventually colonizes Mars? 


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    RANKED:   1990

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    Who needs drugs when coming out of the theatre after watching ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ is the highest I’ve ever felt in my entire life. 


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    RANKEDTom Cruise 2022

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  • Despicable Me

    Despicable Me

    ★★★★

    Just the right amount of Minion content before their hostile takeover of all things media related to Universal. 


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    RANKED:  Despicable Me | Illumination | 2010

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★★½

    Terrifyingly haunting with a score that only makes it even more so. 


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    RANKED:   2022

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  • American Murder: The Family Next Door

    American Murder: The Family Next Door

    ★★

    For a documentary that give us little runtime to begin with, way too much of it is spent speculating and emphasizing over facebook videos and text messages which lead up to the husbands eventual confession in the final segment, rather than trying to focus on the "why" of it all and the actual details of the case.


    🔢: 2020 Films Ranked

  • Maggie Simpson in The Longest Daycare

    Maggie Simpson in The Longest Daycare

    ★★★½

    Fuck 'em up Maggie.