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  • Falling for Christmas

    Falling for Christmas

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    ’Tis the Season: My Christmas 2022 watchlist #2 πŸŽ„

    It's after Thanksgiving, so we're into the Christmas films proper. Lindsay Lohan makes her spectacular return, reminding us of her impeccable comic timing. Filled with some fab outfits, this follows a very specific model (consciously so) and cures what ails ya. There's also a low-key LGBTQIA+ plot, which was delightfully unexpected.

    It's not Hallmark, but that doesn't stop me from getting out the bingo cards. In fact, this one…

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

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    ’Tis the Season: My Christmas 2022 watchlist #1 πŸŽ„

    Following the Werewolf By Night Halloween special, THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY HOLIDAY SPECIAL continues to have fun with the form. The premise is bonkers.

    The special is something of an anomaly in the MCU to date. Playing like an extended version of the One-Shots that peppered the first few phases, it speaks to the existing canon while setting its own holiday tone in the process. Although clearly inspired…

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  • Hot Gimmick: Girl Meets Boy

    Hot Gimmick: Girl Meets Boy

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    I'm still not sure if this was an indictment of toxic masculinity or an exemplar of its prevalence, but man - those camera angles and edits. It's definitely one of the more stylish manga adaptations of recent memory, but it's seriously weird, man. And I say that while watching the first episode of the 1990 musical cop drama series Cop Rock.

  • 6 Underground

    6 Underground

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    Completely devoid of anything resembling a singular plot, the first five minutes is like a trailer for the film followed by a 15 minute car chase that blows any other action scene of late out of the water. The politics of the film are super weird, almost as strange as the camera angles and whiplash editing, and no opportunity for a butt in lingerie goes past Mr. Bay. Still, if you're not prone to seizures brought on from rapid flashes,…