Favorite films

  • Woman in the Dunes
  • The Heartbreak Kid
  • The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
  • Body Double

Recent activity

  • Dark Glasses

  • Sr.

  • The Remains of the Day


  • The Banshees of Inisherin


Recent reviews

  • Dark Glasses

    Dark Glasses

    Not without its charms, but this mostly fell flat for me. I love that 82 year old Dario Argento is out there making movies about prostitutes getting murdered set to an awful, hyped up Eurotrash techno score. 

    Laughed out loud when the lead character gifts an orphaned child a Nintendo Switch as a “sorry for killing your parents” apology gift. Not because it’s funny to give a child a Nintendo Switch for accidentally killing their parents, but because the prop…

  • The Remains of the Day

    The Remains of the Day


    Great scene where Anthony Hopkins is asked to explain the birds and the bees to a thirty year old Hugh Grant.

Popular reviews

  • The Assistant

    The Assistant

    100% accurate, but that’s not a movie. It might be a New Yorker article or a Twitter thread, but it’s not a movie. Here’s the worst thing I had to do as a PA:

    Our office had 4 cats. They didn’t belong to anyone. They were office cats. One of them was named Santa and she was very old. The CEO had asked me to go on a run then casually threw in this, “Hey, so when you run those…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    big shoutout to the guy who converts the skull of ghidorah into a gamer chair