The young lady. The porno young lady.
If you live in LA and want to see Minari during its one week Oscar-qualifying run, you can go to the 8:30pm showing at the Mission Tiki Drive-In and you will be told you can pay for a full price ticket, but the last 30 minutes of the movie will not be shown in accordance with the 10:00pm state curfew and then you can ask one of the employees why they would even show it if they have to cut it off and they will say, “honestly, I have no idea why they’re doing this. it’s weird” and then you can drive home mad.
100% accurate, but that’s not a movie. It might be a New Yorker article or a Twitter thread, but it’s not a movie. Here’s the worst thing I had to do as a PA:
Our office had 4 cats. They didn’t belong to anyone. They were office cats. One of them was named Santa and she was very old. The CEO had asked me to go on a run then casually threw in this, “Hey, so when you run those…