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  • Farewell, Friend

    ★★★½

  • City of Angels

    ★★★

  • Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons - The Movie

    ★★★

  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★★★½

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  • Farewell, Friend

    Farewell, Friend

    ★★★½

    Talk about a movie with three distinct acts!

    The first act I could barely keep my eyes open. Let's call this "pre-heist"

    The second act is the heist itself, in which our heroes Delon and Bronson are continuously trying to upstage each other in breaking into a bank vault, before getting stuck in the vault itself. Fantastic acting here and a lot of sweaty chests while no sweat stains ever form on their dress shirts.

    The third act consists of…

  • City of Angels

    City of Angels

    ★★★

    I don't know how true it is, but I've often heard how more cigarettes are consumed by medical professionals than people of any other profession. Which is of course ironic how the people who should know better are the most avid users of a cancer causing habit.

    Again, I haven't looked up any stats but, if true, maybe the same can be said for reckless driving or biking?

    Still trying to justify Meg Ryan being a big dum-dum 20+ years later.

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  • kid 90

    kid 90

    ★★★★

    I'm pretty sure nearly everyone lost their virginity to Charlie Sheen between 1987 and 1992. I think that was your reward for coming in third place in your school's Spirit of America Christmas Wrap Fundraiser. Though, I'm sure 1st place also lost their V-card to him but they additionally got a new Huffy 10-speed. Should've put a little more hustle in, Johnny.

    But in all earnestness, this was an awesome documentary. Such priceless footage. I never knew much about Frye's…

  • The Onion Field

    The Onion Field

    ★★★½

    Hey, James Woods, you completely ruined my fucking life, please sir, please let me suck your dick. Oh thank you, sir.