TheNinthHeart

TheNinthHeart

Favorite films

  • Hospital of the Transfiguration
  • The Wind
  • The Third Dragon
  • The Warden of the Tomb

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  • Snowboard Academy

    ½

  • Autumn

  • The Night Before Christmas

    ★★★★

  • George and the Christmas Star

    ★★★★

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  • Snowboard Academy

    Snowboard Academy

    ½

    fucking gawd-tier-level horse shit

    for fucks sake, just look at the way the director spells ‘Shepherd’

    Verdict:  YES

    🏂  💩 


    Moldy Shit:  boxd.it/4BpPu

  • Autumn

    Autumn

    🍁 
    🍂 


    Precious Gems:  boxd.it/4B0pm

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  • The Great Land of Small

    The Great Land of Small

    ★★★★★

    The single most insane Canadian children’s film ever conceived & produced.  ‘TGLOS’ is a lost, esoteric fever dream of epic proportions.  See it, know it, see it again, bask & writhe in the subsequent nightmares.  This film is a moment in time.  There is nothing else like it.  It truly exists within a dusty, dilapidated, glittering universe that is all it’s own.

    ALL!  HAIL!  SLIME-OOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSLLLLLIIIIIMMMMMEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • Moon Man

    Moon Man

    ★★★★★

    ...my tender heart shed tears of straw-hewn gold for this masterpiece of aching whimsy..

    It’s been quite a long while since this ancient soul has experienced something so magnificently beautiful

    Moon Man is the all the best parts of my non-cathartic childhood dreamstates, crammed tastefully into an hour & a half of unsullied, multicoloured euphoria

    Perfection.  Shamefully underrated & ignored.  I don’t trust anyone who has anything negative to say about this ode to graceful, moonlit innocence, but I would sincerely hope…