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  • Harmagedon: Genma Wars
  • A Touch of Venus
  • Kid Cop
  • August in the Water

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  • Reptisaurus

    ½

  • The Little Mermaid

    ½

  • The White Bird Marked with Black

    ★★★½

  • Nayuta

    ★★★½

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  • Reptisaurus

    Reptisaurus

    The cinematic equivalent of succumbing to full blown AIDS, whilst having a lawnmower running in your hospital room throughout the entire ordeal/demise




    Moldy Shit:  boxd.it/4BpPu

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    Craptacular shit show, courtesy of Burbank, directed by the husband/wife crap-maestro duo of Susan & Geoff Beak

    Probably the most awkward, clunky, gloriously horrid rendition of the HCA tale. Endless facepalm/wtfs to be had throughout. Undoubtedly one of Burbank’s worst, which means it comes highly recommended

    Thanks a lot, Australia 🧜‍♀️ 🤮 💩




    Moldy Shit:  boxd.it/4BpPu

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  • The Great Land of Small

    The Great Land of Small

    ★★★★★

    The single most insane Canadian children’s film ever conceived & produced.  ‘TGLOS’ is a lost, esoteric fever dream of epic proportions.  See it, know it, see it again, bask & writhe in the subsequent nightmares.  This film is a moment in time.  There is nothing else like it.  It truly exists within a dusty, dilapidated, glittering universe that is all it’s own.

    ALL!  HAIL!  SLIME-OOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSLLLLLIIIIIMMMMMEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    youtu.be/S2AFvjbtOvo

    ‘Precious Gems’ - www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn2aNgVK16Qg8V6JMbqnjKanZIrjWk6cH

    ‘Moldy Shit’ - www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn2aNgVK16Qh1Mq52CcETbHjwGleMp39t

  • Moon Man

    Moon Man

    ★★★★★

    ...my tender heart shed tears of straw-hewn gold for this masterpiece of aching whimsy..

    It’s been quite a long while since this ancient soul has experienced something so magnificently beautiful

    Moon Man is the all the best parts of my non-cathartic childhood dreamstates, crammed tastefully into an hour & a half of unsullied, multicoloured euphoria

    Perfection.  Shamefully underrated & ignored.  I don’t trust anyone who has anything negative to say about this ode to graceful, moonlit innocence, but I would sincerely hope…