Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snowboard Academy 1997

  ½ Rewatched 30 Nov 2023

  fucking gawd-tier-level horse shit

  for fucks sake, just look at the way the director spells ‘Shepherd’

  Verdict:  YES

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  Moldy Shit:  boxd.it/4BpPu

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  Autumn 2001

  Rewatched 30 Nov 2023

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  Precious Gems:  boxd.it/4B0pm

Popular reviews

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  The Great Land of Small 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jan 2020 4

  The single most insane Canadian children’s film ever conceived & produced.  ‘TGLOS’ is a lost, esoteric fever dream of epic proportions.  See it, know it, see it again, bask & writhe in the subsequent nightmares.  This film is a moment in time.  There is nothing else like it.  It truly exists within a dusty, dilapidated, glittering universe that is all it’s own.

  ALL!  HAIL!  SLIME-OOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSLLLLLIIIIIMMMMMEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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  Moon Man 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Jan 2021 2

  ...my tender heart shed tears of straw-hewn gold for this masterpiece of aching whimsy..

  It’s been quite a long while since this ancient soul has experienced something so magnificently beautiful

  Moon Man is the all the best parts of my non-cathartic childhood dreamstates, crammed tastefully into an hour & a half of unsullied, multicoloured euphoria

  Perfection.  Shamefully underrated & ignored.  I don’t trust anyone who has anything negative to say about this ode to graceful, moonlit innocence, but I would sincerely hope…