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I'll watch anything

Favorite films

  • Under the Skin
  • Dune
  • Mothra
  • Paddington 2

Recent activity

  • American Fiction


  • Under the Skin


  • Napoleon


  • The Beekeeper


Pinned reviews

  • Gamera vs. Barugon

    Gamera vs. Barugon


    Barugon says gay rights

  • Education



    My heart stopped when they name dropped Thatcher

Recent reviews

  • The Pope's Exorcist

    The Pope's Exorcist


    A little cliche and tone confused. But phenomenally enjoyable as a silly and self aware horror film. Russell Crowe is operating at full Borat and the rest of the cast meet him at that level. Some surprisingly good effects as well. I can see why most would pass this up till it's out online after what will only presumably be a laughably short theatrical run, but if you want to get some Christ in your life this Easter weekend then look no further.

  • 65



    Some surprising heart in this one. Not quite enough dinosaurs. Generally good action all around. Both Driver and the main kid really improve the script with some great performances

    Ultimately it's a movie where Adam Driver kills dinosaurs so you're going to get out what you put in. Some of the CGI was a bit rough but other parts were generally really cool.

    Maybe I'm being generous but I'm glad I saw this theatrically if only in the hopes that…

Popular reviews

  • Babyteeth



    what the fuck? what was this?

    at what point in the film was I meant to care about the borderline pedophilic relationship between a traumatized child and the fuck up groomer manipulating said child? or her parents for acknowledging the hundreds of red flags and then still facilitating the relationship?

    Half a star for Eliza Scanlen and Ben Mendelsohn's performances which were the only thing that saved this mess of a film

  • Werewolf by Night

    Werewolf by Night


    As a continual defender of the MCU and specifically the current phase i still have to say holy shit this is what they should be making. The best of this phase has stuck to translating their respective comics faithfully (Ms Marvel and She Hulk stand out as 1:1 representations of their best comic runs) but what this (and hopefully Wakanda Forever) look to offer is the comic accuracy with genuine filmmaking and style. This isn’t just a comic faithfully translated…