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Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015
Even if you can see him constantly straining to be Steven Spielberg, J.J. Abrams is sporadically capable of crafting indelible images. In a film that otherwise moves much too fast, The Force Awakens is most beautiful when it momentarily slows to take in something like a vista of a Star Destroyer merged into the earth of a colossal desert like a giant inselberg, or of Rey quietly scampering through that ship's cavernous, gutted interior. The shifts in color timing are…
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Police Story 1985
I have seen this one billion times and I always forget everything that happens between the fight scenes except for the single most inappropriate joke of all time and Maggie Cheung hitting Jackie with cakes.
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation 2015
Tom Cruise's CTE finally catches up to him as he tries to stop the rarest of all occurrences: a rogue intelligence asset endangering a head of state
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Final Destination 3 2006
not going to argue there's much going on under the hood but these movies have stuck with me a lot longer than they otherwise would due to the absolute blast they're clearly having just being clever, nasty pieces of set-up and payoff death machinery. the sheer vivid glee in the filmmaking is pretty infectious after awhile; that tanning bed to coffin match cut, the unbearable rube-goldberg sense of accumulation in the drive-through/hardware store/gym bits, and of course the insanely chunky practical fx detail on that climactic tricentennial impaling + squish. just good stuff.
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Bullet Train 2022
I need to sit in a sensory deprivation tank after this. Watching this movie feels like you are scrolling through evil tik tok
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War of the Worlds 2005
absolutely demented film. the roots of blood covering the ground while the tripods suck the blood from a survivor are unimaginably hellish.
and then ‘berg throws in a scene where tom cruise blindfolds his daughter so she doesn’t see him beat a man to death.what post-9/11 does to a motherfucker
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Predator 2 1990
Pleasantly surprised by this, a lot of that great 90s LA trash fire nihilism you don’t really get out of big movies anymore. I like that every horror action franchise was just doing weird sequels for a while
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2 Guns 2013
good old-school buddy heist pulp premise, two charismatic leads and a stacked supporting cast playing an appropriately cutthroat depiction of the DEA, CIA, etc. feels like it should be an easy 3-star cable classic layup but every decision on how to shoot and cut this was the most boring imaginable.
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