he/him, 20 years old, college sophomore

favorites: cool shit I'm into at the moment

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Nope
  • X

Recent activity

  • The Blair Witch Project


  • Okja


  • Les Vampires: Episode Seven - Satanas


  • Mission: Impossible III


Recent reviews

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project


    My second watch
    Classic spook stuff. Really appreciate these characters, I think it's easy for movie dialogue to seem corny in something that's this stripped back in presentation, which it does a couple of times, but, at least for the most part, the performances keep it all feeling like these characters would really interact in these specific ways.

  • Okja



    My third watch
    The writing and tone have a lot of imperfections but there are so many good moments here and it ends up a pretty devastating experience.

Popular reviews

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion


    For those days when your Pacific Rim could be just a little more Brighter Summer Day.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Probably the most painful experience of my movie-watching life. I don't exaggerate when I say that I spent a good majority of this with my eyes wide, my jaw hanging down, and my face contorted into a puzzled expression, in genuine awe of how horrendous and dull this is. The acting is beyond wooden, the dialogue is almost purely made-up bullshit being mumbled through, and someone needs to tell Snyder that slo-mo and symmetry don't necessarily make for good…