thelilyankee has written 8 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Quarantine


    100 Movies Challenge (1st Apr - 30th Jun)

    This movie gave me headache

    Nauseating camera work, exaggerated acting, great disappointment

  • The Open House

    The Open House

    100 Movies Challenge (1st Apr - 30th Jun)

    Everyone should’ve known at this point that this movie is one of the worst from last year.

    I watched it side to side with Chris Stuckmann’s audio commentary on YouTube, and that’s the only reason why I could get all the way through this movie.

  • Bottom of the World

    Bottom of the World

    100 Movie Challenge (1st Apr - 30th Jun)

    It tried to be dark, deep, and mysterious. Some people defend this movie by saying it wasn’t supposed to make sense or that you don’t understand the plot completely. When in reality, it’s just poorly made.

    This is a piece of shit. 
    Seriously, don’t waste your time.

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

    A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Well, what can I say? This is a terrible sequel. And I hate to say that because I enjoyed watching the first one quite a lot.

    My main reason for hating this movie so much is that they broke Freddy’s #1 rule which is letting him appear in the real world and kills people instead of just dreams. No one even dies in their dreams. Have they forgotten that this character wasn’t meant to be real? 

    I think the dumbest…

  • The New Romantic

    The New Romantic

    Superficial and shallow plot, I couldn’t find anything remotely interesting in here. It’s only 82 minutes long but it felt like watching a two-hour movie, honestly. Some of the performances were quite nice but still, I wouldn’t recommend you this one; go watch something else.

  • The Belko Experiment

    The Belko Experiment

    This movie didn't do anything right.

    It starts out with pointless boring introductions of characters by showing them talk about random things, a good movie would have jumped right into the opening conflict.

    There's nothing new, interesting, or creative about the movie. The movie would have been ten times more interesting, if the characters had a common sense, and if the movie had focused on the choices people make to determine the best choice for who should live or die. They almost had a moment like that, but then ruined it by having the villain start to randomly choosing people for no reason.

  • Orbiter 9

    Orbiter 9

    Stupidest, the most boring and pointless movie i’ve ever seen this year.

    Everything in the movie makes no sense. The performance from everyone were terrible. The romance were forced, very unrealistic and disgusting. They probably thought because they hired two good looking person to kiss each other, the audience can instantly believe that they are in love. This movie treats the audience like idiots. I hate this movie

  • Most Likely to Die

    Most Likely to Die

    Worst movie ever made