Oh, my God.

There is an audience for Venom (I was gonna say for films like it but I'm hard pressed to name any others). I am it. In fact, I think I'm gonna need plastic surgery to fix the perma-smile on my face.

I just...this film is a chaotic mess but it's all so fully and overwhelmingly fun and funny. I think I love you, Venom.

Tom Hardy gave one of the most committed and downright terrific physical performances of 2018. We do not deserve that level of commitment in a comic book movie but thank you, Tom for giving it to us.

Eddie and Venom. That is the future liberals want.

P.S. I called the mid-credits scene 5 mins in and it did not disappoint. Round 2 can't come soon enough.