TheJonBass has written 38 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • CODA



    i wanted a cry. it delivered tenfold. emilia jones is winning an oscar at some point.

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II


    I’m absolutely stunned. I was in a theater again, a real - honest to god - moviegoing experience. Being in a theater and hearing people yell, hold their breath, say “oh no” to their partners/friends (i don’t know the relationship status of everyone in the theater) was one of the greatest experiences of the past two years. I forgot how much it meant to me. the joy of not looking at my phone, respecting my synagogue, and sitting for 100…

  • Those Who Wish Me Dead

    Those Who Wish Me Dead


    angelina jolie is too hot and thin to play this part that at one point they had the kid say “that’s why you’re so skinny” and she laughs and says “i’m lean, kid, i’m lean…”

    by far Taylor Sheridan's most accessible film to date.

  • Tom Clancy's Without Remorse

    Tom Clancy's Without Remorse


    wish they didn’t show michael b jordan without a shirt on. now me and my girlfriend are leaving each other to shoot our shot. 

    i don’t know why michael b jordan has to be so serious all the tiiiiiime, u can tell he’s just oozing charisma. but every role he’s just so mad at everyone. 

    Michael B Jordan needs to do a rom com, Nancy Meyers’ Without A Horse i dunno leave me alone.

  • Love and Monsters

    Love and Monsters


    loved it. not a perfect film and way too much VO but for the amount of money they had - and you can tell it wasn’t enough - they made something really fun!

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window


    so much to enjoy in this trashy thriller. obviously a hardcore homage to rear window, but closer to an old school thriller-style twilight zone, also referenced. look, if you go in with the right mindset you’ll have a good time. just don’t ask for too much, k?

  • Greenland



    Like everyone else, shocked by how grounded this was. The performances are all there, the pacing is great, the dread is spot on. I cried like, three times?

    The kid is GREAT!

  • Voyagers



    imho, too much ghost alien not enough sex.

  • Becky



    I watched this after I saw someone on here call it Paul Blart: Mein Kampf, and I was immediately sold.

    It's okay, really gory and the plot is paper thin, but sometimes that's a good thing.

    Mainly just felt bad for the girl the whole time, I don't think she's mentally stable.

  • Thunder Force

    Thunder Force


    Look, i got high and the dance sequence between melissa mccarthy and a crab jason bateman was the hardest i’ve laughed in months.

    i’m not saying i’m proud of this, i’m just stating a fact!

  • Minari



    Shocked that no one in the movie was named minari. went into this expecting to say, “the kid who played minari was amazing!” and even though that isn’t his name, it still is? to me? anyway, this movie is absolutely amazing and i loved it from start to finish.

  • The Little Things

    The Little Things


    I thought Malek’s fake teeth in Bohemian Rhapsody were making his mouth look weird, but it turns out Rami Malek just has a weird mouth. this movie is not good. but a lot of people tried and for that... for that, it gets 5 Stars.