TheJonBass has written 24 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    ★★★

    I’m not proud of how much i laughed. but it happened. i can’t take it back. I’d consider this a return to form for the Sandman who’s kind of giving us the greatest hits in this one. “O’ doyle rules” makes an appearance. I guess i’m just of a certain age that if that line appears in a movie it’s doing something for me. it’s not good, it’s not bad good, it’s just a movie i enjoyed enough. also, tim meadows.

  • Stay Tuned

    Stay Tuned

    ★★★

    sure, it isn’t perfect and really loses some momentum in the last 30 minutes, but gotta love a big 90s swing!

  • Unfaithful

    Unfaithful

    ★★★

    Watched this because James Gunn put it on his list of the 30 day movie challenge as a movie he loves in a genre he hates “erotic thriller” and since i LOVE erotic thrillers and had never seen it i thought it was high time to do that. The direction is shockingly good and sleazy. Lane is *ahem* very good. and Gere is doing his best which is always nice to watch.

  • Burlesque

    Burlesque

    ★★★

    You don’t get cumming and then not use cumming in every scene but this is pure joyful trash at its finest. Tucci does the eyes over glasses look enough to make this worth it. Cher is amazing and xtina is obviously having a blast. who am i to criticize. play on play on.

  • The Thomas Crown Affair

    The Thomas Crown Affair

    ★★★

    can’t think of another actress who could bring the manic energy that russo brings in this movie. truly unhinged sexiness. literally goes from sultry whispering to screaming in .01 seconds.

  • Descendants 2

    Descendants 2

    ★★★

    Chillin’ like a villain is a banger song. i don’t know who i am anymore.

  • Mr. Bean's Holiday

    Mr. Bean's Holiday

    I said "Oh no!" sincerely while watching this movie.

  • Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

    Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

    ★★★

    i watched this after Descendants. i watched two DCOM’s in one sitting and my mental health is FINE WHY DO YOU ASK?!

  • Raising Cain

    Raising Cain

    ★★★

    lithgow was born to give me nightmares. so this delivers.

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★

    i yelped and had a good time but

    BUT

    THAT MAN IS SO GODDAMN STRONG!

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★

    the boy cried.

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★★

    it’s not bad it’s just not great. planes trains and automobiles and race relations.