★★ Watched by TheJonBass 27 Oct 2020 1
They did Stiles dirty with this one.
★★ Watched by TheJonBass 27 Apr 2020
one cool long shot does not an action movie make. but yeah, that was cool.
★★ Watched by TheJonBass 01 Nov 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
would’ve much rather watched the movie where “Carl” raises a kid while learning what it means to be human.
this missed the mark.
★★ Watched by TheJonBass 09 Aug 2019
not nearly enough explosions or “what the fuck” moments for an andy sidaris film.
★★ Added by TheJonBass
So much wasted talent and material. Such a shame. A few good scenes, but when you have one of the greatest books of all time... ya gotta do better.
★★ Watched by TheJonBass 03 Aug 2019
nah. i found this one too pretentious to be enjoyable. id never seen a movie by this director and i don’t think i need to do a retrospective. i don’t think it’s for me. too sexual and clean to be lynchian.
★★ Watched by TheJonBass 24 Jul 2019
blech. too much tree shots. not worth your time.