TheJonBass has written 65 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


    reminded me of Final Destination, which made me realize how much i love final destination. 

    pretty fun kills, but missed that little bit of oomph you want from your teen horror films. nothing *shocking* or *new* which is a bummer with Del Toro as a producer. But still fun!

  • Savage Beach

    Savage Beach


    not nearly enough explosions or “what the fuck” moments for an andy sidaris film.

  • Malibu Express

    Malibu Express


    gotta make a call, boobs. gotta drive a car, boobs. gotta blackmail a lover, boobs. boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.

  • The Farewell

    The Farewell


    i just loved it.

  • Romancing the Stone

    Romancing the Stone


    The best part of this film is it starts off very similarly to BTTF and for a second I thought I was watching BTTF but then it was this, and this was fine. Kathleen Turner is still figuring out how insane she can be in this movie.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels


    Very fun, Very early aughts.

  • Wet Hot American Summer

    Wet Hot American Summer


    This movie is responsible for 99% of my humor.

  • Wedding Crashers

    Wedding Crashers


    A movie with some reckoning in 2019, but man oh man does this movie make me laugh. Wilson and Vaughn are at the top of their game.

  • Stranger Than Fiction

    Stranger Than Fiction


    Watching Will Ferrell poorly play the guitar to "Whole Wide World" inspired me to learn to poorly play the guitar, so I guess you could say this movie really struck a "CHORD" (kill me.)

  • Wanted



    One of the Bro-iest movies I've ever seen.

  • Closer



    I remember thinking I was "cool" for seeing this movie. And that is cool! They don't make them like they used to... 15 years ago... also, all of these people are hot.

  • The Piano Teacher

    The Piano Teacher


    Yikes. This one sticks.