Jason Torres

Favorites are my most recent ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ entries.

Favorite films

  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline
  • The Third Man
  • Predator
  • Memento

Recent activity

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies


  • The Boogeyman


  • The Magician's Elephant


  • The Hobbit


Pinned reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


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  • The Thing

    The Thing


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Not just one of my favorite horror movies, one of my favorite movies period.

    Stray thoughts during this rewatch:
    - MacReady refusing to drop his bottle of J&B while being shot at is a whole mood.
    - If I was stuck in Antarctica, I'd probably always be on roller skates and wearing sunglasses and rolling huge fatties too
    - How did a research station in the middle of nowhere score such a sweet game room?
    - Having the crew discover…

Recent reviews

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies


    I don't get why audiences don't like "awful people in denial about being awful." It's a favorite sub-genre of mine.

  • The Boogeyman

    The Boogeyman


    Very lazy creature design quickly became very cool.

    Shout-out to Baby Leia and the leader of the Tattooine Vespa gang.

Popular reviews

  • TÁR



    Nominate "Apartment for Sale" for Best Original Song.

  • Green Room

    Green Room


    Genuinely nightmarish, but not in the normal phantasmagoric way.