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Guava Island 2019

★★★½ Watched 13 Apr 2019 21

Scene of the year goes to Gambino performing This Is America in sync with warehouse noises while simultaneously being a huge smartass. Give him the Oscar already, cowards.
When Harry Met Sally... 1989

★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Apr 2018 12

Friend 1: Don't Do It
Friend 2: You Better Not
Friend 3: Jack, Sit Down
Me: I LOVE THAT YOU GET COLD WHEN ITS 71 DEGREES OUT. I LOVE THAT IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF TO ORDER A SANDWICH. I LOVE THAT YOU GET A LITTLE CRINKLE ABOVE YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS. I LOVE THAT AFTER I SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU, I CAN STILL SMELL YOUR PERFUME ON MY CLOTHES.…

Missing 2023

★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2023 2

I was watching this on putlocker and for a good 5 minutes there I thought the porn pop up on my screen was apart of the movie
Pulp Fiction 1994

★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2023 1

True fact: Sam L. Jackson carries this thing on his back

Shutter Island 2010

★★★★ Rewatched 23 Feb 2018 4

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

what's the first thing you do when you pull your dead kids out of a lake? give them a foot massage. just teddy things.
Juno 2007

★★★½ Watched 03 Apr 2018 2

wow jennifer garner really is the purest human on earth huh