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Favorite films

  • Zombeavers
  • Dazed and Confused
  • Mandy
  • Terror at Blood Fart Lake

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  • Crank: High Voltage

    ★★★★

  • Crank

    ★★★½

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★★

  • Ginger Snaps

    ★★★

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★½

    Every now and then a horror film comes along and flips the whole genre onto its decapitated neck stump.📞🔪🩸

  • Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings

    Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings

    ★★★★½

    We are splattering our way through the bloody beginnings in this brutal sequel.
    The inbred cannibals are back and ready to snack on a beautiful cast of college kids. 
    The snow is flying so the students are hiding in an abandoned sanatorium, but it 3 infamous patients never left.

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  • Crank: High Voltage

    Crank: High Voltage

    ★★★★

    This sequel flys completely off the rails on an already ridiculous concept but in a super fun way. Jason Statham brings the action and funny while Amy Smart delivers her sexiest crazy performance yet. But what really sets this movie apart from it predecessor is the soundtrack composed by the legendary Mike Patton.

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★★

    Crunchy snacks are unacceptable to consume while watching these films.

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  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    ★★★★

    It’s the 7th movie in the franchise so time for a reboot!
     We managed to escaping the Cannibal Inbreds from West Virginia plot line this time around and are heading across the border to Virginia to try our luck with a Doomsday style Civil War era Cult.
    Alan B. McElroy wrote this script and the original 2003 film as well so I was excited to see whether this Turn goes Wrong or not.
     The movie starts out a little slow…

  • Death of Me

    Death of Me

    ★★½

    I’m assuming that the couple’s travel agent may have forgotten to explain the Islands traditions carefully.