Family movie night.
11 year old: Ted/Ted. She likes Ted. Ted is her. Ted is her soul animal or whatever it’s called. She liked when they went to the mall because she likes going to the mall. She liked how they tried to play and they sounded really poorly. She says my hair looks like Beethoven. She liked every scene where they were stupid and that was pretty much every scene.
9 year old: The coolest movie ever made on…