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  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★½

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    ★★

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

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  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    ★★★★★

    I really like how much this movie loved the Whomping Willow. There were like 6 shots of just the tree shaking off snow, or shaking off leaves, or other things. It’s such a small detail in the grand scheme of things, but it’s such a magical thing to see that tree just doing its own thing and living somewhat peacefully. 

    At the beginning of the second movie, the willow destroyed the car Ron and Harry used to get to Hogwarts…

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★★½

    Easily one of my new favorite horror sequels. I think the best part of it is that it really doesn’t feel like a sequel, more of a continuation of the story. It also does a good job getting you right into the story without the need of long unnecessary expository scenes explaining everything from the last movie. It kept its 96 minute runtime which was more than perfect. 

    And yes, everyone is talking about the sound design. It’s amazing. I…

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  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★½

    I feel like if all of the marketing for this movie omitted Wes Anderson’s name everyone would still know it was directed by him. Hell, if we only got one still from the movie as marketing the same amount of people would still go and see this because they’d know it was a Wes Anderson movie. I don’t know how much more Wes Anderson Wes Anderson can Wes Anderson before Wes Anderson Wes Anderson’s himself out.

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    ★★

    Idk what happened but on second viewing my enjoyment plummeted. Maybe it was because it didn’t have the Sundance hype or maybe it was because it was 3am and we’d just seen Parasite and there was no way to compare but I was just itching to get the movie done. My friend fell asleep after downing a Red Bull. 

    I wish I had just stuck to one viewing so this could still be a masterpiece in my head.

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  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    ½

    2019 Ranked: boxd.it/2fcdA

    Dude being tall must suck. Imagine being asked "how's the weather up there" all the time. She had it a lot worse than me, I was just a closeted gay who cried for 3 days straight in sixth grade because I thought being gay was terrible and someone called me a faggot. But having to wear size 13 shoes? Truly heartbreaking.

    Also when I went to Barcelona for a week no one spoke Spanish so idk where…

  • The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy

    ★★★★½

    Bro he didn’t even dance in the dirty bathroom.