Bullet Train

Bullet Train ★★½

Luck this luck that didn’t I just watch a shitty movie on Apple TV plus about this exact same thing? Luckily Brad Pitt is in the one and he’s on a train which luckily is my favorite mode of transportation. Leitch brings his signature fighting to the table and lucky for us he nails it pretty much every time. I think he dropped his four leaf clover at some point during filming though cause there was a lot that didn’t work for me. The humor never seemed to land, cameos were stupid, and the ending was kind of a bullet train wreck. Should’ve been way more gnarly for such a dope title. Bullet Train.

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