I enjoyed everything about this movie so much that I was about to give it a 5/5, however when I thought about it, some things still remained unclear to me. I’ve read the book and so I understand many of the key details, while my girlfriend did not. Morgan Le Fey for example was very underdeveloped and had absolutely zero character for example. I still loved everything else though. This is the first movie in a while that I’m adding to my hundred favorite movies.
Quotes from the first ten minutes of this film:
-"Let's go outside and make a fertility goddess."
-"Hurry. I want to saw you in half."
-"I'm a scholar. Not a meatloaf."
-"And where there's broken hips, there's substitute teachers."
-"It's no winter wonderland when you're skidding into a telephone pole."
-"You locked your best friend in a box and just ran off."
-"It's the greatest invention since microwave pancakes."
-"Young lady, a school desk is no place for poultry."
This sucks and neither John Goodman or Elizabeth Moss can save it.