i have questionable taste and i give everything good ratings

Favorite films

  • Re-Animator
  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Night of the Creeps
  • Intimate Interviews: Bela Lugosi

Recent activity

  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


  • Saw II


  • Breakfast on Pluto


  • What We Do in the Shadows


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Popular reviews

  • Vamp



    the power of a homoerotic friendship lit by a cup of trix yogurt

  • Barbie



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    my barbie experience:
    smoke and take an edible right before leaving. arrive at the theater after a 5 minute walk. get my barbie lunch box. get really high while waiting for the movie to start. girl comes around and asks if we want to order drinks or food. i order a $9 hard cider. i’m really cooking now. realize my debit card is frozen because they’re sending me a new one. have nick pay for the cider and i’ll zelle…