The addy

The addy

Favorite films

  • Return of the Jedi
  • The Dark Knight
  • Skyfall
  • Spider-Man 2

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  • The Great Gatsby

    ★★★½

  • Ted 2

    ★★½

  • Madame Web

    ★★★★★

  • Ted

    ★★★½

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  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby

    ★★★½

    “ why was I invited to the party”
    “ well old sport I couldn’t help but notice your incredible dancing in the New York streets back in 2007”
    “ ah of course, what do you want my help with?”
    “ well Old Sport, I want to marry your cousin. Any tips”
    “ throw clothes at her. I threw my jacket at my ex girlfriend in a jazz club one time… but just remember… you can’t repeat the past”
    “ that’s…

  • Ted 2

    Ted 2

    ★★½

    I genuinely think I’ve seen 90% of this film on instagram reels. And that is exactly the viewerbase this is made for.
    This is not a real film. It is an amalgamation of scenes. It is if the family guy cutaway gag was a film. 
    For what it’s worth, there are some really funny jokes in this. Also some dumb ones I find funny. I laughed at the dancing Raphael scene for absolutely no reason other than the depletion of…

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  • Star Wars: Clone Wars

    Star Wars: Clone Wars

    ★★★★

    Bro they really had Jedi shaggy in this.
    Grevious sure is powerful here I bet he will be really dangerous in revenge of the sith.
    This felt like if a child got their Star Wars prequel action figures out and began doing cool clone wars battle scenarios in their head… but if the child was idk Martin Scorsese or someone.

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★★★★

    “ your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Watch madam web twice”
    Steve jobs 
    Since the dawn of planet of the apes, man has made films. We have seen intense sci fi thrillers like aliens in the attic, intense dramas like the room, and fascinating character studies like cool cat finds a gun. 
    This all changed in 2022 with the release of morbius. It was so good it was released twice in cinemas, and so…